By Shawn (4th grade)
Vampires Suck is a comedy rated PG-13 that makes fun of Stephenie Meyer’s Twilight saga. In Twilight, the main character Bella goes to Forks high school in Washington state and gets into a relationship with a vampire named Edward. In Vampires Suck, “Becca” also meets a vampire Edward but goes to “Sporks” High School in Washington state. In Twilight, vampires have to stay out of the sun because their skin sparkles, but in Vampires Suck when Edward’s skin is supposed to sparkle he has on shiny jewelry all over his body. Vampires are very fast and the Twilight Edward runs through woods, but the Vampires Suck Edward rides on a Segway scooter. The movie is funny and I recommend seeing it. Vampires Suck stars Jenn Proske, Matt Lanter, and Diedrich Bader. Directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer.
Recommendation: 4.5 out of 5 stars. (Mom's caution: contains rude humor, including innuendo, not present in the Twilight films.)
